Hot Pizza Boy: an original story by Thorn

This is an original story written and distributed by Thorn on this [Thorngay] Yahoo Group.

When I was a student I had a job as a pizza delivery driver. Most of the time it was pretty boring, but you just never knew what you were going to find on your next delivery. It's amazing how some people answer their doors!

The number of times I have had to sneak round the back of the van for a wank after guys coming to the door in all sorts of states of undress. Briefs, boxers, towels and sometimes even totally nude. I got to know some of the regulars. This guy on the west side of the city, used to order a pizza regularly and I don't think he ever came to the door fully clothed.

At first he came to the door shirtless each time and would nod towards the kitchen and ask me to bring the pizza in. I could see he was undressing me with his eyes as he paid for the pizza and I headed to the door. I didn't mind. He was in his early 20s and well fit. A real sexy guy.

After a few weeks he began to get a bit more daring. For a couple of weeks there was boxer shorts appearance at the door. This, of course, made it more obvious that he was kind of excited at my arrival!

Then came the towel. Nick, the customer (yes we were on first name terms by now) was wet and wearing a towel round his rather nice trim waist. He nodded towards the kitchen and I dutifully went in.

I passed him the pizza as usual and just then by design, or chance. (I suspect the former) His towel fell to the floor. Nick was naked and his dick was clearly rising to the occasion. "Oh well," he said dismissively, "I suppose you have seen it all now!". He made no attempt to collect the towel.

"Fancy a beer?," he asked, adding "You can share some of my pizza." It happened that Nick was my last delivery, so why not? Still stark naked, Nick headed to a sofa his dick leading the way.

He sat down and I made for the chair beside it. No, sit here, said Nick patting the sofa beside him. I realised this could mean something might happen between us, but Nick was a sexy guy. So, what the heck?

I took a slurp of beer and a slicg of pizza grabbing some sneaky looks at Nick's tool. Was that a bead of precum

forming on its tip? Sure looked like it.

"You are far too dressed," Nick exclaimed, standing up in front of me with his dick just inches from my mouth

and deftly sliding off my jacket. He then reached down and started to lift my T-shirt. I did not resist. In truth, I wanted him to strip me naked there and then and wank me off.

Nick stood back and admired his work. "Wow," nice bod. He then bent over me and started to undo my belt buckle. My dick was now hard inside my jeans. Nick clearly noticed and stroked it through the denim. "Very nice," he said. I nearly exploded.

Nick then unbuttoned my jeans and pulled down the fly. I wriggled out of my jeans, untying my shoes at the same time.

I was now sat there wearing nothing but a pair of socks and a big tent in my boxers. Nick worked my dick through the cotton a couple of times and I noticed a damp patch form from my own precum.

Nick pulled off my boxers and started to wank me slowly. I did the same to him until we ended up in a sticky but satisfied mess. We headed back to his shower where we lathered each other up and showered.

I became quite a regular visitor at Nick's house thereafter... and not always to deliver pizzas.

 

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Do I ever piss in a place besides the toilet?

There is a discussion going on in the Dudesnude 'Hot Chat' Forum about this topic. It's not like I am really into watersports

(urinating or pissing on myself or other guys) although I realize a quite a few gay and straight men are, and a lot of women, too. However, the bodily functions of urination and defectation are part of the process of living, so they generally are a habitual concern (or should I say - matter or ritual) for everyone on the planet.

So, that specific question has connotations that are actually much bigger and wider than the guy who asked had thought about. So it made be think about a lot of another ideas connected with the toilet. 

More in-depth questions related to pissing habits and its relation to sex:

• Do I ever piss in the shower - especially one that is not in my own home?
• Have I been seen or caught pissing somewhere that it's not acceptable?
• Do I ever piss when others are around me? When, where and why?
• What do I piss into usually? But when and what do I piss in something other than a urinal?
• What kind of things or places have pissed and onto?
• Are the acts of pissing and shitting sensual or sexual or just devoid of any pleasurable feeling at all?
• Can they be social acts or cooperative / communal behaviors?
• Have you made up any 'pissing' games? Or do you (and your friends or partners) have any special pissing rituals?
• Why is piss both feared and revered? Loved and despised?
  
• Is piss good for you? Mahatma Gandhi is said to have drunk a glass of his own piss every day for health reasons.
• Any more questions that I can think of as I go.....

At this point, I'll leave out the shitty part -- meaning I'm not going to discuss shit and defecation in this blog post - it make come out later (shit-eating grin). 

Main question: Do I ever piss in the shower? Have I been seen or caught pissing somewhere that it's not acceptable? 

My Answer: Actually, I usually take a piss in any shower that I use. At home, at the gym, at the pool, hotel or campsite. Let me explore a longer answer, and try to explain. I guess it's the sound of running water that makes me want to urinate. If it's a communal shower (they seem to be fewer and fewer these days), then I tried to piss within the main shower stream so that guys would notice. In public

baths and hot springs resorts, people are often seated when they both wash up and shampoo their hair AND when they are showering. They clean themselves thoroughly before getting into the bath tub or hot mineral water spa pool. So it's easier to conceal your pissing when you're seated; although I actually find it a bit harder to piss than when standing up. 

I've never pissed it directly on a person.. though now that you mention the idea, I realize it could be a lot of fun - especially if he likes it or another buddy or bystander in the shower gets a kick out of seeing that. To be honest, I have to say that I have pissed in a sink before, and often do so in my own office (there's not toilet just a small sink). Why? I guess I wait to long before going to take a piss sometimes. In countries (like where I am now), the 'toilet' in public restrooms (sometimes that serve for both males and females). 


Many have two sections: the first compartment is only large enough for a sink/mirror, and

the inner one is where the commode is. Asian people are smaller and less particular about shared use of a toilet - unlike North America where there is a strict separation of the genders for toilet purposes. Anyway, when you enter the first space (dying to pee), there may be someone in the inner door (pissing or taking a dump) and you'll have to wait - unless, of course, you piss in the sink. So yep, I am guilty of doing that. I always run the water so the person inside can't hear me spraying the sink with a stream of piss, and I always 'flush' the sink out with water so that's there no yellow piss remaining. I'd be easily identified if I were to leave a sink full of piss for the next person who enters the restroom. 

So I have never been tempted to try that prank.

Anyone else have stories to tell about pissing in public or in a communal shower or communal restroom? See some of what others have said about this below: Original posting: GTWNjock§ * 25 Oct 2010, 11:30 Has anybody else ever been caught taking a piss in the communal showers at the gym? Follow up: footlicker 25 Oct 2010, 11:36 nope never done that. i piss in my shower at home. Follow up: FurryHeart* 25 Oct 2010, 11:37 do piss, but haven't got caught yet.Follow up: colas1§ 25 Oct 2010, 11:52 Always take a piss in there but not been caught Follow up: OCANADA
 25 Oct 2010, 12:08 No one has caught me yet!